This book is small. This book is red. And this book combines two major turn-ons: strong word play and humor for the every day shitsandwiches. If you are blood type Smartass, this is a must buy gift for yourself and anyone that you call a friend, and like really mean it.
Congratulations, friend. I am so very proud of you. Much deserved.
Look out, world!
Around 1825, British soldiers in India started mixing their gin with a quinine-based remedy to stave off threats of malaria. When they added a little sugar and soda water, magic occurred- the Gin & Tonic was born!
Now this is one form of colonization that I can get behind.
(Info courtesy of the Bartender’s Gin Compendium by Gaz Regan).